If you remember, the whole point of this exercise was to get you to do my work, and you did a bang-up job, submitting more than 125 captions . And now, a winner must be chosen. I didn’t want to be entirely saddled with that, either, so I sent the following list of finalists to a select panel of F&S editors to help me choose. (I’d planned to automatically disqualify fart jokes as too obvious—unless one happened to be a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And lo and behold...)

“Does this lighting make my butt look big?” –jarlich

What Santa saw, just before they hit the tree... – -Bob

The stealth cam says there’s a half moon. I see two full moons. –Brendan

“Helluva place to loose a contact, Larry.” –cooner

“You silly hunter men, we fart in your general direction!” --chuck

“Here’s your rump roast, big bad hunter!” –buckhunter

“Hey, Bob, do you ever get that 'hair-standing-on-end' feeling that somebody’s watching you? Well the hair on my butt is standing up right now!" –BubbaK

And the winner is –Bob, with “What Santa saw, just before they hit the tree….” Congratulations –Bob. You’ll be hearing from me soon about those deer calls. I just need to clean my office, so… it shouldn’t be more than a few weeks, or so.